Installing Wireshark 1.4.0 on Mac OS X 10.6.4 0

I wanted to install Wireshark to monitor some iPhone app packets. Its surprisingly difficult to install Wireshark on Mac OS X. Here’s I got it done -
1. Read the README that comes with the installation .dmg – copy the command line files to /usr/bin and move the startup script to /Library
2. http://kleinsch.com/2009/10/03/wireshark-chmodbpf-errors-on-snow-leopard/ – change the user group for the startup script
3. http://www.csc.gatech.edu/~copeland/3076/info/Install-wireshark-on-MacOS.html & http://josephhall.org/nqb2/index.php/2009/07/21/wrshrkinstll – other trouble shooting.

That should sail you through!

Fixing WiFi – Ubuntu Karmic Koala 9.10 on Dell Inspiron E1405 2

I just installed Ubuntu Karmic Koala 9.10 on my aging and old Dell Inspiron E1405 laptop, but my WiFi was broken, and not working with the default install. So I researched a bit on the internet, and fixed my problem within 15 minutes. I found many forums advising noobs (like me) to do some stuff using ndiswrapper. However, I got away simply with installing a few packages.

Before following what is said, you should check your WLAN manufacturer. You can do this by executing “lspci | grep Network”. Mine is Broadcom Network controller: Broadcom Corporation BCM4311 802.11b/g WLAN (rev 01).

Just run the following two commands, and your system should work fine -
$ sudo apt-get install linux-backports-modules-karmic-generic
$ sudo apt-get install bw43-cutter

Package linux-backports-modules-karmic-generic enables Fn + F2 key to enable WiFi hardware (do that! The led should be on). bw43-cutter gets the proprietary Broadcom drivers and cuts out whatever is relevant to Ubuntu, places in the right directories, updates config etc. Sometimes you would need to update aptitude repository info by doing “apt-get update”.

Now do -
$ sudo ifconfig wlan0 up

These tips should also work with older versions of Ubuntu like Jaunty and Hardy, just update the package name “linux-backports-modules-XXXXX-generic” accordingly.

That’s it ! Enjoy !

References:

  • http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=947644
  • https://help.ubuntu.com/community/WifiDocs/Driver/bcm43xx

I would recommend non-geek beginners to read a simple guides to getting started on Ubuntu -

Best Quality, Lowest price ways to call India during Diwali! [VOIP] 1

This time of the year is the period of most festivals in India. It leads to Indians abroad calling back home more and for longer durations. So, most of the competitive ILD companies reduce their India calling rates to capitalize on this chance.

My favorites Localphone and Rebtel are both offering ~1.8-2.0 cents/minute calls to India during while the festivities last! Try to realize that it is cheaper than Rs 1/minute, rate of STD calls within India for many, this is the level of competition in this business [good for customers, yay!].

Last year, at this time I was a user of Airtel/Reliance calling-cards and it was a very bad experience. I am not sure if they have improved by now, but last time, their lines were busy most of the time and there were a number of dropped calls (for no reason).

I am hoping this time Locaphone and Rebtel will not let the same happen (I’ve had no complains with them so far).

Here’s the email from Locaphone announcing the rate cuts -

Our New Market-Leading Rates to India

Dear Customer,

To celebrate the upcoming Diwali festivities we’re announcing our new rates to India of just 1.8¢ per minute to mobiles, 2¢ to major cities, and 2.2¢ to all other landlines.

http://www.localphone.com/call/india

These fantastic new rates are effective immediately, and there are no expiry datesno minimum top-ups, and no other terms or conditions required to participate. It’s also not just a temporary promotion - these are our new rates to India going forward!

This latest round of reductions reaffirms Localphone’s position as the best value for money international call provider in the market. Our direct digital connections to India’s largest carriers give us crystal clear call quality that is second to none. Our ongoing commitment to negotiating better rates and passing the savings on to you means the big brands simply can’t compete.

I’d like to thank you for your ongoing support and loyalty that has made great rates like these possible. Let’s continue to work together to drive down the cost of calling India and the world.

Best wishes,
Paul Cusack, CEO.
Locaphone.com

Review of cheap phone calls to India! Lowest rate, best quality, best service! 4

Today I would like to review the best ways of making cheapest phone calls to India. I have been in California for almost a year now, and I call my friends and family back home very often, and talk for extended periods of time. So I am always in the lookout for the most cost effective ways to route these telephone calls.

There are multiple ways to call these days. One can calling cards, VOIP – [PC-to-Phone VOIP like Skype, Yahoo], [PC-to-PC Voip like any instant messenger Yahoo, MSN, GTalk etc], [Phone-to-PC voip - Skype again], [Mobile/Phone-VOIP network-Phone has LOTS of players], and ofcourse you can directly make international calls and be ripped off (I have done it and those were the most expensive phone calls of my life, ever). In this post I will not comment on the services where you get a VOIP telephone and make calls, as I have never done that myself. Reason being that I am mostly on the move, and also because I love to talk while walking! So, lets talk about the best way to call India!

The calling card/VOIP market is pretty crowded, and I have tried many of them. Amongst these services, were some trusted Indian brands like Airtel, Reliance and Trueroots – Tata, which all Indians who are new to the calling home business try, just because of their brand. Then there were companies like Jaxtr, Pingo, Rebtel, Localphone, Yahoo and Skype.

For me top factors for choosing any service are -

  • Cost (ofcourse!)
  • Voice quality (No use paying if you just hear mumbles)
  • Convenience (Calling home should be easy)

For the first few months here, I stuck to Airtel and Reliance.

  • They offered some decent first user discounts, but I was not aware that they were ripping me off. Both of them have really crappy customer care which takes weeks to send back zero information replies.
  • I never tried Tata, their rates were (and still are not) competitive. Right now they offer calls at 5.8cents/minute!
  • Airtel comes out with lots of different offers that seem nice at first, like 1cent per minute, but these are mostly marketing tactics to lure users. For the 1cent per minute offer the cheapest plan was for 10$ which would give you a talk time of 6$ at 1cent/minute, and would last for only a day or two. WHAT? So you pay 10$ to get 600 minutes that is 10 hours of calls to be used in just 2 days. That’s definitely more than 1cent / minute, and worthless unless you plan to do all the talking for a month in a weekend ! They have had many other sugar-coated plans like this.
  • My other crib about Airtel/Reliance is the convenience of making calls. They have pretty crappy user-interfaces (IVRS), that ensure you can not call your friend without really listening to their messages. Other players like Rebtel, Localphone do much better.
  • They also SPAM my email inbox with their offer mails, I have tried unsubscribing, but they just wouldn’t stop!
  • Also, on many weekends/festivals/holidays, I faced the problems of dropped calls and busy lines. So they charge you more, do not offer convenience of calling, drop calls and have a bad customer care :-) Lets move on with the review!

Soon after this, I moved on to PC-to-Phone players – Yahoo, Skype and Localphone.

  • Yahoo had pretty good offers, but their call quality is pretty bad. So I would not recommend them. Strangely, right now they have increased their call rates to India to an obscenely high 7.9cents/minute!!!
  • Skype offers pretty good UI, and excellet call quality. They are a well known brand, however, their costs for calling countries other than Europe/America are pretty high compared to other PC-to-Phone players, so I did not continue using them.
  • Localphone - Excellent! Very competitive rates and very good VOIP softphone (that’s what the software for making PC-to-Phone calls via VOIP networks is called). I used their service for a long time, with no problems and never having to contact the customer service.  ** HIGHLY RECOMMENDED **

Later, I got bored of making PC-to-Phone calls, as that limited my mobility. So soon after getting my cell phone, and tried the services like Jaxtr, Pingo, Localphone and Rebtel.

  • Jaxtr - I got some free minutes from them, but did not like their voice quality much. So did not try them further.
  • Pingo - I committed a grave mistake by paying them 25$ in one go, without trying a single call with them. They had some tempting offers like half the rate on Tuesdays or something. Turned out that the voice quality was so bad (worst of all the providers I tried), that I did not want to use their offers!
  • Rebtel - I tried their first free call, and was most impressed by their voice quality. They allow new users to have half the normal calling rate for their first recharge. So the rate for me came to be around 2.9cents/minute (that’s around 1.4 INR/minute, competitive with the rate for long distance calls within India!). They also have really nice user interface online, and the best feature is that they give US numbers for your contacts in India. When I call that number, it is directly connected to my contact in India! This way, I do not have to go through the hassel of entering a PIN code, and remembering any phone numbers at all. This can be set up online, and changes are reflected instantly. Other cool feature is that it is possible to call people in some countries like UK, England for absolutely free using Rebtel! I never used this feature, so am not so sure how it works. They also offer 10$ bonus talktime when any of your referred friend joins. However, if you want to continue getting the 2.9cent rate, you have to do recharges of above 25$ (I do not remember the exact amount). Also, they do not have a softphone interface. ** HIGHLY RECOMMENDED **
  • Localphone - This is my favourite service. They have everything that Rebtel has, plus they have soft-phone interface, plus they offer the low rate of 2.5cents/minute (that is 1.2 INR/minute!) on ANY recharge value (lowest being 5$). I have been using Localphone since almost 4 months now, with no complaints. They offer the best quality, lowest calling card rates for India! ** THE BEST **

Some free advice [muft ka gyaan ;) ] for noobs -

  • Whenever trying out a provider, buy their smallest plan, which is mostly worth 5-10$. This way, you are not stuck with a service you do not like.
  • Most of the providers have auto-recharge facility. Make sure you uncheck this facility when just trying out a provider, you can always turn it on later.
  • If offered, do try the first free call (many providers have such offers), to see the voice quality of actual calls. I saved myself from some lousy providers this way.

References:

I am still looking for cheapest ways to SMS to India conveniently (that said, I know of services like way2sms). Right now my AT&T plan charges me 25cents/message OUTGOING and 20cents/message INCOMING !! (Yes, they charge for incoming too. Suckers!).

PS: Post after a long, long time! Sorry for the “cheap” title :-D Just doing some optimizations for search engines!

Total filmy Bollywood chat :) 2

This is what happens when Software Engineers of Indian IT (information technology) firms get bored and have loads of free time on their hands… (just like Dilbert here)

1:03 PM Raj: chain se sona hai to jaag jao
1:04 PM sannaate ko cheertee huyi SANSANIIII…..

57 minutes
2:02 PM Raj: kya be so gaya kya?
Vijay: ek masooom ladki ke saath dushkarm karte hain policy officer
andhere ko cheerti hui sansaaniii
2:03 PM Raj: kone k ek workstation par baithi ek abla nari par jarbarjasti ashleel harkat karte huye Vijay
Vijay: ek gaoon se aai IT mein kaam karne waali baaaalaaa
2:04 PM ne hamko bataya
kaisse
uske saaath
Raj ne ki battamizzi
agar aap so rahe hain to JAAAAG jaieye
Raj: raat ko call centre par kaam karke lautati huyi 4 ladkiyon mein se 2 hi ghar pahuchi…
2:05 PM aakhir baki 2 ladkiyon k sath kya huwa
kyun wo ghar nahi pahuchi
Vijay: yeh ham aaapko dikhaenge
ek break ke baad
Raj: kahi koi darinda unke sath jabarjasti to nahi kar raha tha
iske peeche chupe hain kai sawal
jinke jawab hum aapko batayenge break k baad
2:06 PM chain se sona hai to jaag jaeeye
2:07 PM Sannaate ko chirti huyi…..SANSANI…..
Vijay: abey ab kisne shuru kiya
tune kiya na
Raj: nahi sansani ne/……:D:D
wo character yaad aa gaya…to maine thoda play kar diya….nothing much…:D
2:08 PM Vijay: ok
aaj kaam nahi hai kya
Raj: kar liya jo kaam tha
Vijay: i am free
2:09 PM getting very bored
Raj: naye rules likhe the…unka documentation karna tha
kar diya…kaam khatam
Vijay: ok
2:10 PM i am searching for a cool new phone man
next series kab aayegi motorola ki
Raj: tereko maloom hai…
wht are Enums??
go for Motorokr
Vijay: Enums..
suna hua lag raha hai
kya hota hai ?

Raj: u wont get ne other phone cooler to it
**bleep**
2:11 PM m asking u
Vijay: google kar le
Enums…….
Raj: well…i know it…but want to get more clearer
neway leave it
Vijay: i’ll check
2:12 PM Raj: hey…m gona go for lunch…cya
2:13 PM Vijay: bye

16 minutes

29 minutes
2:58 PM Raj: U “R” a geek…..:D
2:59 PM Vijay: MATLAB ?
Raj: i mean u sent Vijay a link on the topic i asked
only geeks do tht
mind it…i called you a geek…not a genius
Vijay: abey padh le ache se samjhaya hai
Raj: geeks surf and search
3:00 PM while genius…..explains
Vijay: haan i know
3:02 PM Raj: ye din dekhne se pehle tune mujhe utha kyun nahi liya…..
3:03 PM Vijay: tu bahut halka hai
building se kood ja ud jaega
Raj: ma ab tumhe thakur ke ghar par kaam nahi karna padega
meri 700 rs mahine ki naukari lag gayi hai
Vijay: abey pagal ho raha hai tu aajkal
hosh mein aa
Raj: choti ki saadi ab dhumdhaam se hogi
3:04 PM bablu k aankhon ka operation hoga aur bablu phir se dekhne lagega
Vijay: aur tumhare ghutne ke dard ka bhi elaj karva lenge
baapu ki motiyabind ka operation ho jaega
3:05 PM Raj: jao jakar uske signature le ke aao…jisne mere haath par ye likh diya tha
Vijay: abey **bleep**
kyon jhila raha hai
pehle tu uske signature leke aa jisne tujhe accenture mein job diya
Raj: ji malkin abhi aaya
ramu kaka….
3:06 PM aap kuch bolte kyun nahi
nahi ye nahi ho sakta
Vijay: ee ka hoi gaba.. .itna sannata kahe chaai rahit
meine dava de di hai ab patient khatre se bahar se
ab inhe dava se jyada dua ki jaroorat hai
Raj: ranjit…main tumhare bacche ki maa banane wali hoon
Vijay: we are sorry, ham maan aur baache dono ko nahi bacha paae
3:07 PM sooar ke pilloo
Raj: mujhe tujhe apna beta kehte huye bhi saram aati hai
kahan moo kala kar k aa rahi hai kalmuhi
Vijay: asteen ke saanp.. jis thaali mein khata hai usmein hi ched karta hai
3:08 PM ab naa mein tera baap hu.. aur na hi tu mera beta
Raj: iske ghar mein aate hi saari khusiyaan aa gayi hain
Vijay: saakshaat devi hai wo to
Raj: bahu…mujhe ek pota chahiye
is kul ko roshan karne wala chiraag chahiye
3:09 PM Vijay: tukde kar ke kutto ko khila dunga
Raj: aji sunte ho….saxena ji aaye hain tumse milne
aap baithiye…wo aate hi honge
Vijay: ::))))))))))))))))))
hamein ladki pasand hai
3:10 PM suno… aaj jaldi aa jaana .. sharma ji ke yahan chalna hai
Raj: ladki ko khana banana to aata hai na
aapki ladki ko hum apni bahu banane ko taiyaar hain
Vijay: kya tum mujh se shaadi karogi
isko tumne sir pe chadha ke rakha hai
Raj: ja beta bazaar se jara 2 rs ka raashan le aa
3:11 PM Vijay: bade baap ki bigdi hui aulaad hai wo to
maa meri naukri lag gai !
Raj: are ramu tu aa gaya….

aaj ghar mein anaaz ka ek dana bhi nahi hai…

kal raat ka thoda khana bacha hai….wohi kha le beta
3:12 PM Vijay: maa tum kya khaogi
meine to kha liya beta
kya kuch nahi kiya meine tere liye
Raj: judge sahab main bekasoor hoon
Vijay: aur aise din dikhaye tune
acha hota tujhe bachpna mein hi mar jaane deti
Raj: bataeeye 31 janauary ki raat 11 bajke 40 minute par aap kahan the
3:13 PM Vijay: ee ka
Raj: ye adaalat mujrim ranjit saxena ko ba-izzat bari karti hai
3:14 PM Vijay: aur kaidi Raj ko sajae maut sunati hai
Raj: chhodo na…koi dekh lega…
Vijay: dekhta hai to dekhne do.. ham darte hain kya..
Raj: ye tum kya kar rahe ho…aahhh
3:15 PM ye sab the filmon k gheese peete dialogues
Vijay: kya aap mr vijay ke dost hain…. aap ke liye ek dukh bhari khabar hai hamare hainpass*
kya aapne inko kabhi dekha hai
Raj: ab filmon mein kaisi galiyaan dete hain
3:16 PM Vijay: main kaun hu ?
mein kaha hu ?
Raj: kutte kamine…main tera khoon pee jaoonga
nalayak….begairat…behaya
and the latest from omkara
**bleep**
Vijay: **bleep** phoside **bleep**
Raj: :D :D
3:17 PM Vijay: ****bleep**** mein teri **bleep** daaluga
teri **bleep** mein **bleep**
Raj: abe adult filmon ki baat nahi kar raha main
Vijay: tere **bleep** mein duniya bhar ke **bleep** dunga
teri **bleep** dunga **bleep**
**bleep**
**bleep**
(gay)
Raj: are naashpeete
Vijay: bhopali
Raj: naashpeete
Vijay: kalmoohe
Raj: teri nasbandi karwa dunga
3:18 PM Vijay: tere **bleep** samundar mein baha dunga
tujhe machli ke baccho ka **bleep** dunga
tere se gadhi **bleep** ke
tere ko **bleep** dunga
Raj: tera nashbandi karwa dunga
Vijay: tere ko **bleeeeeep** hai
teri aankho se gotiya khelunga
3:19 PM Raj: aur jindagi bhar bharte rahiyo **bleeeeeeeeep** hawa
Vijay: saaman aa gaya hai boss
Raj: sala pump **bleep**
Vijay: inspector vijay ne phir hamare maal ko pakad liya
nahiiiiiiiiii ye nahi ho sakta
bachao ! bachao !
Raj: lagata hai uska kaam tamaam karna padega
Vijay: thoo hai tum sab napunsak logo pe
3:20 PM
Vijay: kabira speaking. aapki bacchi hamare kabje mein hai. agar usko jinda dekhna chahte ho to aaj shaam tak dhai crore rupaye paan ki tapri ke saaamne waale kooda peti mein daal dena
Raj: aapke haathon par ya aapke jangho par
Vijay: aur khabardaar agar police ko itillaa karne ki koshish ki to
3:21 PM Raj: tumhari beti k tukade tukade kar ke kutton ko khila denge
main tumse pyar karta hun sapna
Vijay: sir.. mujhe is naukri ki bahut jaroorat hai sir.. ghar pe maa bimaar hai…
3:22 PM Raj: ye aanshu hamein pasand nahi pushpaa
main aapka ye ehsaan jindagi bhar nahi bhulunga
Vijay: babuji…. babuji…. babbuuuuuuuuuuuujiii !!!!!!!!!
(on not finding babuji)
Raj: :D :D:D:
Vijay: :D :D:D
Raj: nahi babuji….aap humein chod kar nahi jaa sakte….nahiiiiiiiiiiii
Vijay: kya item hai bidhu
3:23 PM cha mai la
oooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnn hunjooonnnnnnnnnnr
Raj: aapne manthe ka sindoor ponch lo kajal….:(:((informer is cryin)
Vijay: dekhiye.. saal ki sabse badi hit
3:24 PM AAN AP KAAAN SUN ROON NR
Raj: …….
behno aur bhaiyon
Vijay: maan mein pass ho gaya !
Raj: behno aur bhaiyon
badhate rahiye
Vijay: ab chotti ke haath peele karva dete hai
Raj: badhate rahiye
sirf 2 rupaye mein dekhiye
3:25 PM ek laddki jo saanpon ko kha jati hai
maut ka kuwan
maut ka kuwan
Vijay: maut ka kuwaan
Raj: aaiye…aaiye…aaiye
Vijay: mera jism bharat maata ke jitna paak hai
3:26 PM abey uth saand
yeh kya kiya… meine to sirf samjhane ke liye bola tha… tumne to usko maar hi daala
priya… mujhse bahut badi bhool ho gai hai priyaa……………. :(
3:27 PM shit yaar… is baar bhi pass nahi ho paaya
dil chotta nahi karte beta
Raj: mera beta jaroor apne khandaan ka naam roshan karega
3:28 PM aakhir beta kiska hai
Vijay: bilkul apne baap pe gaya hai
saab mein aapke paise lauta dunga saab
bas 2 din aur
AUR KITNE DIN LOGE
tum sab… iska makaan khaali karva do
saab… meri biwi bache sadak pe aa jaenge saap
3:29 PM Raj: agar 1 hafte ke andar tumne mera maal wapas nahi kiya…to mujhse bura koi nahi hoga
Vijay: arey dadduuu tum ?
Raj: tum ghabrao mat maa….ab main aa gaya hoon
uff tumhare aadharsh…..tumhare usool….
3:30 PM jin aadharson ki tum batein kar rahe ho….unhe goond kar ek waqt ki roti bhi nahi banayi jaa sakti hai
Vijay: inhi usooolo pe chalte chalte tumne kya paaya baapu…. kuch nahi
waah. !! encore encore !
kya dialogue delivery hai
ise dekho nautanki saala… abih tak so raha hai
3:31 PM meine aapko pehle bhi kahin dekha hai
Raj: mausi…..main aa raha hoon
Vijay: nahi nahi… wo shayad meri behan hogi
to kya ham rishta pakka samjhein
Raj: haan jaroor dekha hoga….main thakur saab ki haweli par kaam karti hun
Vijay: itna dahej kaha se launga samdhi ji… ye shaadi karvaane mein hi mein apne poora dhan daulat laga chuka hu
3:32 PM jaccha aur baccha dauno theek hain
Raj: aap is tarah ye rishta nahi tod sakte……kam se kam meri beti k bare mein to sochiye
wo bichari toot jayegi
3:33 PM Vijay: usko thode akelepan ki jaroorat hai
kya tum meri sangini banogi
kya tum mere saath poori jindagi bitaogi
o hansini
3:34 PM usko chodd de Ranjit… mein tere paise le aaya hu
thooo hai aise paison pe to
Raj: jis din se tumhe dekha hai…meri raaton ki neend gayab ho gayi hai…din ka karaar chala gaya hai
pehle bacche ko dikhaoo…..
kaka main yahan hoon
3:35 PM Vijay: tum jaante nahi ho mein kaun hu
Raj: nahi beta nahi….aisha mat kaho beta
Vijay: tumhari **bleee** tumhari **bleeeep** dunga
3:36 PM jindagi ki race mein to mein aage nikal gaya par apni family ko bhi is race mein kahi peeche bhool aaya
i am sorry beta…
Raj: kaise baap hain aap
Vijay: jab mein chotta tha… jab mujhe ek baap ki jaroorat thi.. tab kaha the aap…
Raj: mujhe to aapko baap kehte huwe bhi saram aati hai
Vijay: tabse hi ye daaru ki botal meri ma, baap.. meri sabkuch hai
3:37 PM jab mujhe akela pan lagta tha… tab aap mujhe paise de dete the
jab mujhe chot lagti thi… tab aap mujhe paise de dete the
nahi aap mere baap nahi hai
overruled
Raj: band kar to ise hawalaat mein
3:38 PM Vijay: nahi your owner… ye begunaah hai
mere paas saboot hain
Raj: inspector sahab…aap meri baat samajne ki kosish kijeeye
Vijay: insaaf andha hota hai
ee ka
chal bahut bakchodi kar li
Raj: kanoon k haath bahut lambe hote hain Raka
3:39 PM itne lambe ki wo khade khade dusare ka ***bleep lolz:D*** hain
Vijay: khush to bahot hoge tum aaj
yaar amitabh ki dialogue delivery ultimate thi yaar
3:40 PM Raj: aur dharmendra ki bhi
Vijay: abey chapadganju
Raj: aur apne rajesh khanna k bhi
i hate tears…pushpaa
3:41 PM answer this
Vijay: Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asked all students to write an essay on

the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing

that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class

and her essay goes on as…….



She wrote:

Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they,

do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!



Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi

bahut gareeb they. Ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi

khaaya tha.



3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C

bhi theek nahi chalta tha, aur uppar se ghar mein 1 saal se paint nahi hua

tha!!



Family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they,

Ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they!!!

All in all, bahut hi gareeb family thi!!
Raj: ek ladki ne apne baap ko ek pahadi se dhakel diya…..kyun…???
3:42 PM Vijay: kyo ki woh bahut gira hua insaan tha
Raj: nahi…..
kyunki…us ladaki kaa naam tha…
PUSH- Pa
:D :D:D:D:D::D
Vijay: /…
3:43 PM /..
|..|
../
Raj: Sodium kaun hai…..do u know????
Vijay: excercise seekho
yes
shahrukh khan
Raj: hehehe
u got it
3:44 PM who is the servent of brazilian football team
??
Vijay: dunoo
Raj: ramu “KAKA”
Vijay: <OK>
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3:45 PM <a href=”hello”>aa</a>
Raj: why did james bond say….dhai another day??
Vijay: chutte nahi the
Raj: hehehhe
Vijay: imagine a world without borders
its not too difficult you see
3:46 PM Raj: ek ladaki ne apne TL se kaha…..mujhe java nahi aati kyun???
Vijay: use C/C++ aati thi
Raj: nahi
kyunki use wakai mein java nahi aati thi….hhhahahahah
Vijay: ok
chal mein ja raha hu ab
bahut bakwaas kar li
3:47 PM Raj: tum ja rahe ho
tum sachmooch ja rahe ho
Vijay: tum naih ja sakte
my phone bill this tile is going to cross 1.1 k
:(
3:48 PM 1.1 crore
1.1 gazillion
1.1 trillion billion gazillion million
Raj: sale ambani ka bhi bill utna nahi aata hoga
3:50 PM chal yaar
bahut bollywood ho gaya aaj
3:51 PM ja tujhe baksh diya

5 minutes
3:57 PM Vijay: aapke usulooo ko goodh ke to do waqt ki roti bhi naih ban sakti
to hell with your principles
3:58 PM ab ham aapke saamne prastut kareinge software industry ke anmol takiya kalaaam sentences
s/w engg to boss — arey meine jab chalaya tab chal raha tha.. by god !
4:00 PM boss to s/w engg — jab to fresher tha tab teri ma ne mujhe tujhe paal poss ke bada karne ki kasam di thi
4:01 PM Raj: manager to resource: kitne bugs the??
Vijay: hehe
ye to mail banake likh sakte hain
Raj: resources 5 aur bugs 3….phir bhi nahi solve kar paye
bahut nainsafi hai
4:02 PM iski saza milegi
barabar milegai
Vijay: muhhahahahha
Raj: tumhar appraisal hold kiya jata hai
Vijay: i am getting married soon !
ee ka
4:03 PM tum meri izzaat to loot sakte ho… par mujhe apna nahi bana sakte
Raj: mujhe bas tumhari izzat hi to chahiye raani
4:04 PM Vijay: in chaar diwaaro mein kaid ho ke reh gaya hai insaan
meri brainwaves reflect ho jaati hain in chaar diwaro se… cubicle ki
4:05 PM society ki vikriti ho rahi hai
ham dekh rahe hai… baaki countries progress kar rahi hain….
sab bhaag rahe hain
Raj: humne mangi 80% increment
project bonus
performance bonus
Vijay: ham bhi bhaagne ki koshish kar rahe hain
Raj: hot skill bonus
aur tumne diya……chillar
4:06 PM Vijay: apne hi dosto – bhaiyo ko raundte hue ham bhaage ja rahe hain
Raj: ye kahan ka insaaf hai manager
Vijay: par kidhar
kyoon
Raj: is s/w roopi maya se jitna door rahoge…utna khush rahoge
4:07 PM aakhir kab tak…kab tak….apni khusiyon ko raundate huye…..apno ko bhula kar….dusaron k liye apne din kharab karte rahoge….kab tak???
4:08 PM Vijay: ham sab chal rahe hain
Raj: is jaal ka koi ant nahi hai re pushpaa
Vijay: par kya haasil karenge
4:09 PM i think…
that… life faaltu mein fast ho rahi hai
itni jaroorat nahi hai
4:10 PM hu ha india
aaaya india
itna fast jaa ke… itna paisa kama ke.. what do we aim to do…
?
4:11 PM Raj: u seem to be getting liberated
do u really mean wht u r sayin or just fcukin around wid me???
Vijay: i mean it
imagine…………..
Raj: u know my frend…..there’s a very subtle difference between doin wht u do and doin wht u shud do.
Vijay: …
Raj: doin wht u shud do…comes from ur heart..
4:15 PM Vijay: yes.. like lap dances
Raj: doin the thing tht makes u happy
Vijay: yes
they would make me happy
Raj: again u r getting cheaper
Vijay: :-|
4:16 PM Raj: if u r craving for lap dance…then u r just cheatin ur self
Vijay: :-|
Raj: tell me one thing…just one answer i want from u
4:17 PM wht in the world is the thing…u thik would make u happy if u do it…and u would like to do it always…..other than fax??
Vijay: watching birds

20 minutes
4:37 PM Raj: sale….main prerana hoon kya jo roonga
ya phir tulasi
tu ye sab dekhta hai kya :-O
Raj: kya hai ye
4:39 PM Vijay: After the interrogation, the prisoner and his/her family were taken to the Choeung Ek extermination center, fifteen kilometers from Phnom Penh. There, they were killed by being battered with iron bars, pickaxes, machetes and many other makeshift weapons. Victims of the Khmer Rouge were seldom shot as bullets were viewed as too precious for this purpose.
Vijay: nopes
4:43 PM Raj: 1. You must answer accordingly to my question. Don’t turn them away.

2. Don’t try to hide the facts by making pretexts this and that, you are strictly prohibited to contest me.

3. Don’t be a fool for you are a chap who dare to thwart the revolution.

4. You must immediately answer my questions without wasting time to reflect.

5. Don’t tell me either about your immoralities or the essence of the revolution.

6. While getting lashes or electrification you must not cry at all.

7. Do nothing, sit still and wait for my orders. If there is no order, keep quiet. When I ask you to do something, you must do it right away without protesting.

8. Don’t make pretext about Kampuchea Krom in order to hide your secret or traitor.

9. If you don’t follow all the above rules, you shall get many many lashes of electric wire.

10. If you disobey any point of my regulations you shall get either ten lashes or five shocks of electric discharge.
4:44 PM Vijay: kaafi bhayanak prison tha yaar
Raj: pichale janam mein tu wahin par tha kya?

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